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Guitarists who actually suck!
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theclash
Jammer
Joined: 11 Nov 2005
Posts: 51
Location: Norway - Lillehammer |
I dont get this... do you actually think that page, slash and hammet SUCK?
and you are saying that they are " bad guitarist " .. I would really like to see guitarist you like..
beeing a guitarist doesnt only mean that you have to play the thing darn well..
you have to have a "image" .. thats the whole clue around rock I think..
but these 3 you`re saying suck here got skills and a image. _________________ my blog: www.kennethodea.com
Gabba Gabba Hey |
Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:47 pm |
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Rodderz
Junior Roadie
Joined: 05 Feb 2006
Posts: 7
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how can u possibly say that jimi page and slash and kirk are sloppy!!
jimi page is the exact opposite of sloppy, have u seen him live! and none of them are out of tune! and slash's phrasing is awesome |
Thu Feb 16, 2006 9:25 pm |
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Cheaptone
Jam Master
Joined: 12 Nov 2005
Posts: 207
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio |
I think that Joe Satriani totally sucks. That's right SUCKS. No matter how much I try, I just can't like that guys music. It sounds so sterile to me. |
Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:00 pm |
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slash
Jammer
Joined: 27 Aug 2005
Posts: 65
Location: indiana |
altho i agree with hammet i like slash and page, but there are other guitarists who are tons better, and others who are tons worse. _________________ ... |
Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:26 am |
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Andrew
Producer

Joined: 05 Jun 2005
Posts: 336
Location: Texas |
I enjoy all these guitarists.
But Page is definately sloppy at times. It's awesome though, the solo for Heartbreaker, slop city, but it slays anyway. That ain't sterile stuff, that is nasty and people love it.
Satriani is impressive lead player to me, but weak area is songwriting. I mean if his songwriting were as good as his leads, he'd have more hits than the Beatles. Well, at least Satch Boogie got some airtime. |
Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:45 am |
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Cheaptone
Jam Master
Joined: 12 Nov 2005
Posts: 207
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio |
Yep, I like sloppy raw raunchy guitar. |
Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:59 am |
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iePirate
Jam Master
Joined: 06 Aug 2005
Posts: 133
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quote: Originally posted by Cheaptone I think that Joe Satriani totally sucks. That's right SUCKS. No matter how much I try, I just can't like that guys music. It sounds so sterile to me.
Here are some songs that are good from him, not some of the crappy ones you probably heard.
Midnight
Day At The Beach
Baroque
Rubina
Always With Me Always With You |
Mon Feb 20, 2006 11:28 am |
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badmotherfunker
Member
Joined: 21 Feb 2006
Posts: 21
Location: venice beach |
Hey it’s not about being in tune or playing sloppy if you want perfection
Play jazz
remember rock and roll is about the rolling part
and off course sticking it to the man if it was perfect
it wouldnt be rock thats for sure. _________________ kick ass |
Tue Feb 21, 2006 3:05 pm |
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richard tabar
First Time Poster
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 1
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I love CC Deville, the original guitarist of Poison, because he sucks!!!
You may include him in your list as among the bad guitarists... Nevertheless, Poison remains to be one of my favorite bands. Poison is CC Deville! CC Deville is Poison.
I think Yngwie Malmsteen sucks too! Well, I just don't feel any emotions in his playing. He plays really fast though...
My fave guitarists are:
Vinnie Moore - Malmsteen with emotions
Gary Hoey - coz he's simply creative
Eddie Van Halen - very innovative, an all-time guitar hero! _________________ DUMB PENCIL
Guitar Player/Songwriter |
Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:53 pm |
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Cheaptone
Jam Master
Joined: 12 Nov 2005
Posts: 207
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio |
Welcome to the forum Richard.
You're right about Malmsteen. I've never heard anything of his that had any feeling to it. Very sterile.
I'll have to check out Vinnie Moore when I get some time. |
Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:41 pm |
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staggman
Jam Master

Joined: 21 Jan 2006
Posts: 238
Location: Bristol(South-West-Coast U.K.) |
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Can't remember that song?....Girl I want to be with you....(The Kinks)..
Ans....."YOU REALLY GOT ME"......staggy...Best Wishes! _________________ "Behind every successful man...is a demanding woman!
"Excuse us...while we kiss the sky!" x x x x x
http://guitarbands.freeforums.org/ |
Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:54 am |
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JoJo Barleycorn
New Member

Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 4
Location: Melbourne, Florida |
| can i suck too? |
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i think i suck...in fact i know i do!
can you please consider me, JoJo Barleycorn, for this list??
click on JoJo's Music Files below and have a listen to my newest sucky song, "Baby Chill Out"
anyone here ever hear of Snakefinger? he died of a heart attack on the day his song "There's No Justice in Life" was released...now THAT would suck!  _________________ JoJo's Music Files
- select the file
- click free box (bottom right corner)
- wait for the countdown
- fill in the letters
- click download from mirror |
Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:56 pm |
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iePirate
Jam Master
Joined: 06 Aug 2005
Posts: 133
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quote: Originally posted by richard tabar
I love CC Deville, the original guitarist of Poison, because he sucks!!!
You may include him in your list as among the bad guitarists... Nevertheless, Poison remains to be one of my favorite bands. Poison is CC Deville! CC Deville is Poison.
I think Yngwie Malmsteen sucks too! Well, I just don't feel any emotions in his playing. He plays really fast though...
My fave guitarists are:
Vinnie Moore - Malmsteen with emotions
Gary Hoey - coz he's simply creative
Eddie Van Halen - very innovative, an all-time guitar hero!
I checked that Vinnie Moore guy just tonight and I'm digging his playing style. |
Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:14 am |
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slash
Jammer
Joined: 27 Aug 2005
Posts: 65
Location: indiana |
as a guitarist you can either run through scales all day and try to impress people with your speed and knowledge of the technical side of music (which no matter how fast you play or how much you know that gets realy boring realy fast), or you can forget about most of that crap and just play because you love playing and put all the feeling you have in to each note and let your creativity guide you fingers instead of all thoes repeditive books youve read that tell you what is right....
now lets see which gets your heart beating and head banging first _________________ ... |
Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:54 am |
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JohnnyCobra
Junior Roadie
Joined: 15 Mar 2007
Posts: 8
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| Re: Guitarists who actually suck! |
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quote: Originally posted by Euler This is an admirable list of bad guitarists who have somehow managed to make a name for themselves in rock. Sometimes, as in the case of Jimmy Page, the suckiness is actually their strong point!
Suck factor is determined by unintentional sloppiness, unintentionally out of tune, amateurish phrasing and lack of substance.
1. Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin) sloppy, out of tune
2. Slash from (Guns 'N' Roses) amateurish phrasing, no substance
3. Kirk Hammet (Metallica) sloppy, out of tune, amateurish phrasing
There are more. Instead of attempting an exhaustive list, can you think of any sucky guitarists?
what are you kidding me?
the first two players are simply historic in how influential they are.
although technique is important, heart and feel are also incredibly important and they have that in spades. _________________ Do You Make These Guitar Playing Mistakes? Find out now... FREE guitar eBook, instant download at: http://www.StartRocking.com |
Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:58 pm |
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